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| James Franco. Completely normal. |
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| Despite all this technology... |
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| ... your very weird baby ape will arrive in a cardboard box. |
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| Drawing upside-down pictures of Gareth Gates. A sure sign of trouble brewing. |
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| The Ape wants some crackers. |
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| Brian Cox; locks a heavy door, wears red glasses, has a goatee, might be evil... |
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| ... but could have saved the day if he'd had just had beer in the fridge like any normal ape-keeper. |
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| AHHHHHH! SQQUUEEEEEE! It's only bloody Harry Pott... no, wait. Different person. |
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| This still cracks me up. Who the hell decided to recycle Clash Of The Titans' tagline? And, more importantly, why? |
H ha ha ha!! You have quite simply asked a question many of us have asked...namely why?? I don't see the need to re-boot this franchise. It highlights the chronic lack of imaginative thinking in mainstream Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteI was initially hopeful but with each new trailer my level has hope has gradually diminished. This latest one makes it look awful and raises exactly the questions you mention above.
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